Imagine a world where cricket is the only political agenda. Televised debates are replaced with Adam Leventhal interviews; campaigning amongst the people is replaced with autograph sessions and there is rolling 24-hour news coverage of every England net session. Imagine no longer, as here at The Short Third Man, there is such a place.
In the countdown to next week's British general election, I will be bringing you party political broadcasts from each of the main political parties, all of whom are represented by cricketers. At the end of the week I will hold a special election night vote on the site, where you can decide who wins the cricket election.
Stick around, it should be a laugh.