Conversation with Lalit

Email: from The Short Third Man (shortthirdman@hotmail.com)
to Lalit Modi (lalitkmodi@ipl.com)

Hi Lalit

Sorry about hearing you lost your job. I feel pretty bad about comparing you to Hitler and Allen Stanford, and now you're gone I feel like there will be something missing from future IPLs. Namely a schmoozing prat who likes to text two people at the same time while ignoring the cricket and making loads of money out of everything. I guess that's sort of why you got sacked. Anyway, as some form of consolation, in a show of solidarity with you I've decided not to blog, mention or even think about the IPL for the next 12 months (or until the next auction comes around).

Cheers - good luck finding a new job (that is happy for tax fiddlers to work there)

The Short Third Man




Email: from Postmaster (postmaster@ipl.com)
to The Short Third Man (shortthirdman@hotmail.com)

Hello

Your email could not reach it's destination as the email address has been suspended. We advise that you redirect your email to xox_lalitbbz_xox@hotmail.com.

Thank you

IPL Postmaster




Email: from The Short Third Man (shortthirdman@hotmail.com)
to Lalit Modi (xox_lalitbbz_xox@hotmail.com)

Hey Lalit. I wrote some stuff about how I'm sorry for you and how I'm sorry I compared you to the worst man ever (and Hitler), but then I was told your old email doesn't exist. Bit like your old job. Sorry about that.

Keep in touch,

Short




Email: from Lalit Modi (xox_lalitbbz_xox@hotmail.com)
to The Short Third Man (shortthirdman@hotmail.com)


Hello Short.

You had attached your first email, so I got it. Thanks for your kind words. However, I would like to draw your attention to the fact that I have been suspended from my role pending a lawsuit. I hope to sell the rights to my trial to StarSports in the next few months. I am currently enjoying my stay at the "Tanesa Hills Spa and Resort" (For the best in quality relaxation whilst waiting to be formally sacked, go to Tanesa Hills), and look forward to having my name cleared.

Regards,

Lalit Modi

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Email: from The Short Third Man (shortthirdman@hotmail.com)
to Lalit Modi (xox_lalitbbz_xox@hotmail.com)


Yeah, we can all dream!

Short