Thursday 14 October 2010

The Guide to Cricketing Smut by Darren Sammy

Anyone who heard Kevin Hand commentating on Northants player David Willey knows that cricket can be a game full of smut, double entendres and innuendo. So for fans off all three, look no further than the Twitter account of West Indies all-rounder Darren Sammy. Here are some gems that he's tweeted - now you decide whether they're cricket related or not!

Tmw gonna try to swing my balls in and out...don't want any runs going thru fine leg and gully...

Finally captain moves me but then puts me MIDwicket....I'm loving my new position No Balls cumming there..

This honey from the comb has me fielding at fine leg or slips position..captain please change my position cause the balls getting slippery.

If u looking me u can find me when u get the queen bee ..I'm dipping my life in some honey from the honeycomb...sweet as..

@samothyrrab nah we playing last man batting..so the nightwatchman just there to run when I place the balls thru fine leg or gully region

Why can I get out of bedrock..I know I don't like the flinestones..

Waking is so easy when u know the person next to u is sexilicious...sweet as..then I'm mentally prepared to play around fine leg region...

After tea, I now breaking from a long spell, 2 balls went through my set fine legs..so my spell was tight

Morning session sweet as..just bowled a leg break after shifting my 2 fine legs around some more...daam instant results...

@terryfinisterre @WICricket Nice one..definitely between fine leg and a deep gully

Either u in or u out...I would rather be in...gots to be on that list

Common foo

Takes 2 to tango...its sad u tangoing with urself....someone plz attend to her...



Enjoy all of those? And before you think Sammy's too much of a smut peddler, here's the final word from Darren...

Its strickly cricket peeps don't get ur minds twisted on my love for the game...

2 comments:

  1. I haven't seen this level of smut since DT was last on the air!

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  2. Imagine what DT would put up if he was on Twitter...!

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