Dear Agent North.
Not out at the close of play. Not bad. You've obviously taken my previous message on board.
A nice 70 or 80 should guarentee your place for Brisbane, but try not to get more than that. We don't want you winning any games for Australia!
Once you feel you've scored enough runs, try edging a few behind, or taking stupid runs. Be careful, we have reason to believe MS Dhoni is an Australian double-agent, so he will drop any chances of you. Make sure this game is an Indian win; we don't want the Aussies getting any much-needed confidence ahead of the Ashes, do we?
Anyway, speak later. I'm currently on an espionage mission in Russia. Moscow.
Special Agent Strauss
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